The day approaches...

...on which the nation will head out to polling stations throughout the country and, according to the late George Carlin, masturbate once again. Personally, I was asking $deity for a third option and seriously considering a write-in for the ficus again. I've looked at our political climate and determined that the two prominent choices are between socialism and stupidity. I'm not a big fan of either. However, I can put up with four plus years of dumbassery long before I can deal with the federal government stepping in to tell me exactly how I must spend my money. "Stepping in" is the polite definition. "Robbing me fucking blind by force" is more accurate.